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“Why is math important in life?” I remember asking in my high school math class. I also thought about when I might need to know how to solve an algebraic equation. Clearly, I wasn’t the only one who felt this way! If you’re a math teacher, you’ve probably tried to find a way to keep your students engaged. Hopefully, these math quotes will be of assistance.

Below are funny and motivational math quotes for students who would rather be in a creative arts class, as well as quotes from people who love math…shudder! Also, don’t miss the dad jokes about math!

Math is an art form, according to these quotes.

1. “Mathematics is, in its way, the poetry of logical ideas.” – Albert Einstein

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2. “Mathematics is the music of reason.” – James Joseph Sylvester

3. “Mathematics is the most beautiful and most powerful creation of the human spirit.” – Stefan Banach

4. “Film is one of the three universal languages, the other two: mathematics and music.” – Frank Capra   

5. “It is impossible to be a mathematician without being a poet in soul.” Sofia Kovalevskaya

Life Math Quotes

6. “To me, mathematics, computer science, and the arts are insanely related. They’re all creative expressions.” – Sebastian Thrun

7. “In mathematics, the art of proposing a question must be held of higher value than solving it.” – George Cantor   

8. “A mathematician who is not also something of a poet will never be a complete mathematician.”— Karl Weierstrass

9. “Why do children dread mathematics? Because of the wrong approach. Because it is looked at as a subject.” — Shakuntala Devi

10. The pure mathematician, like the musician, is a free creator of his world of ordered beauty.”— Bertrand Russell

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11. “Without mathematics, there’s nothing you can do. Everything around you is mathematics. Everything around you is numbers.” – Shakuntala Devi

12. “Life is a math equation. In order to gain the most, you have to know how to convert negatives into positives.” – Anonymous

13. “Mathematics may not teach us to add love or subtract hate, but it gives us hope that every problem has a solution.” –Anonymous

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14. “Mathematics is not about numbers, equations, computations, or algorithms: it is about understanding.” – William Paul Thurston

15. “It’s fine to work on any problem, so long as it generates interesting mathematics along the way – even if you don’t solve it at the end of the day.” – Andrew Wiles

16. “Mathematics as an expression of the human mind reflects the active will, the contemplative reason, and the desire for aesthetic perfection. Its basic elements are logic and intuition, analysis and construction, generality and individuality.”— Richard Courant

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17. “Mathematics compares the most diverse phenomena and discovers the secret analogies that unite them.”— Joseph Fourier

18. “Go down deep enough into anything and you will find mathematics.”— Dean Schlicter

19. “Mathematics is not a careful march down a well-cleared highway, but a journey into a strange wilderness, where the explorers often get lost. Rigor should be a signal to the historians that the maps have been made, and the real explorers have gone elsewhere.”— W.S. Anglin

20. “Mathematics is a place where you can do things which you can’t do in the real world.”— Marcus du Sautoy

21. “If people do not believe that mathematics is simple, it is only because they do not realize how complicated life is.”— John von Neumann

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22. “If you stop at general math, then you will only make general money.” –Snoop Dogg

23. “Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems. I’m tired of solving them for you.”— Anonymous

24. “Somehow it’s o.k. for people to chuckle about not being good at math. Yet if I said ‘I never learned to read,” they’d say I was an illiterate dolt.”Neil Degrasse Tyson

25. “The only way to learn mathematics is to do mathematics.” – Paul Halmos

26. “Arithmetic is being able to count up to twenty without taking off your shoes.” – Mickey Mouse

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27. “The essence of mathematics lies in its freedom.”— Georg Cantor

28. “That awkward moment when you finish a math problem and your answer isn’t even one of the choices.”— Ritu Ghatourey

29. “Math is fun. It teaches you life and death information like when you’re cold, you should go to a corner since it’s 90 degrees there.”— Anonymous

30. “Decimals have a point.” – Unknown

Young, beautiful, and romantic math quotes

31. “Mathematics has beauty and romance. It’s not a boring place to be, the mathematical world. It’s an extraordinary place; it’s worth spending time there.” – Marcus du Sautoy

32. “It is the perennial youthfulness of mathematics itself which marks it off with a disconcerting immortality from the other sciences.” – E.T. Bell

33. “Mathematics is the result of mysterious powers which no one understands, and which the unconscious recognition of beauty must play an important part. Out of an infinity of designs, a mathematician chooses one pattern for beauty’s sake and pulls it down to earth.”— Marston Morse

34. “Wherever there is a number, there is beauty.”— Proclus

35. “Mathematics is like love; a simple idea, but it can get complicated.”— Anonymous

36. “Mathematics is a hard thing to love. It has the unfortunate habit, like a rude dog, of turning its most unfavorable side towards you when you first make contact with it.”— David Whiteland

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37. “We will always have STEM with us. Some things will drop out of the public eye and go away, but there will always be science, engineering, and technology. And there will always, always be mathematics.”— Katherine Johnson

38. “What is mathematics? It is only a systematic effort of solving puzzles posed by nature.”— Shakuntala Devi

39. “There should be no such thing as boring mathematics.”— Edsger W. Dijkstra

40. “Mathematics allows for no hypocrisy and no vagueness.” Stendhal

41. “I’ve always enjoyed mathematics. It is the most precise and concise way of expressing an idea.”— N.R. Narayana Murthy

42. “It is clear that the chief end of mathematical study must be to make the students think.”— John Wesley Young

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43. “I’ve always been interested in using mathematics to make the world work better.”— Alvin E. Roth

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44. “Pure mathematicians just love to try unsolved problems — they love a challenge.”— Andrew Wiles

45. “Sometimes the questions are complicated and the answers are simple.”— Dr. Seuss

46. “Mathematics consists of proving the most obvious thing in the least obvious way.”— George Póly

47. “There are two ways to do great mathematics. The first is to be smarter than everybody else. The second way is to be stupider than everybody else — but persistent.”— Raoul Bott

48. “A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn’t there.” – Charles Darwin

49. “Algebraic symbols are used when you do not know what you are talking about.” – Philippe Schnoebelen

50. “The only place where people can 64 watermelons and no one wonders why.” – Unknown

Which one of these math quotes spoke to you the most?

Did any of these math quotes motivate you to work on your math skills? If not, you might have laughed at a few of them. You will, without a doubt, need to do algebra at some point and will be stumped as to how to find the variable “x.”

My math nerd, computer scientist husband whipped out a piece and did some crazy geometry moves to cut an exact piece… I was replacing some flooring in the house and lamenting about what we were going to do a corner when he whipped out a piece and did some crazy geometry moves to cut an exact piece…

I’m not sure what he did, but it was definitely magical! Pay attention in class; you may need to use an obscure math skill at some point!

What’s the most important thing you learned from these math quotes and sayings? Do you have any other favorite quotes that you’d like to share? Tell us what you think in the comments section below.

 

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Failure, like disappointment, is an unavoidable part of life. These inspirational words can serve you well if you’re looking for uplifting disappointment quotes about life, work, and love.

There isn’t a single one of us who hasn’t experienced disappointment at some point in his or her life, unless we’ve had an absolutely charmed life.

The important thing is what we do with it and how we deal with it. Is it possible to turn disappointment into something constructive?

Here are some inspirational quotes about disappointment and how to cope with it.

Inspiring Love and Life Quotes About Disappointment

1. “Sometimes we create our own heartbreaks through expectation.”

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2. “You will end up really disappointed if you think people will do for you as you do for them. Not everyone has the same heart as you.”

3. “Disappointment is the nurse of wisdom.” – Sir Bayle Roche

4. “It’s amazing how quickly your mood can change, how deep your heart can sink, and how much one person can affect you.

5. “Things are as they are, we suffer because we imagined different.”

6. “Sometimes when you get disappointment it makes you stronger.” – David Rudisha

7. “Assuming is the root of all disappointments. – Rogienel Reyes

8. “One’s best success comes after their greatest disappointments.” – Henry Ward Beecher

9. “The size of your success is measured by the strength of your desire; the size of your dream; and how you handle disappointment along the way.” – Robert Kiyosaki

10. “If I am to meet with a disappointment, the sooner I know it, the more of life I shall have to wear it off.” – Thomas Jefferson

11. “Disappointment has no place in a heart full of gratitude.”

12. “Sometimes we expect more from others because we would be willing to do that much for them.”

13. “I’m sad, hurt, angry, mad, disappointed. But you know what? I will put on a happy face and move on. It will hurt but I will survive.”

14. “It hurts to let go, but sometimes it hurts more to hold on.”

15. “It’s sad when you realize you aren’t as important to someone as you thought you were.”

16. “Disappointment is just the action of your brain readjusting itself to reality after discovering things are not the way you thought they were.” – Brad Warner

17. “Disappointments are just God’s way to saying ‘I’ve got something better’. Be patient, live life, have faith.”

18. “Disappointment is a sort of bankruptcy- the bankruptcy of a soul that expends too much in hope and expectation.” – Eric Hoffer

19. “After being disappointed so many times, you start to lose hope in everything.”

20. “Most things disappoint till you look deeper.” – Graham Greene

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21. “I’m never shocked when people let me down nowadays. I just hate the fact that I put myself in a position to be let down in the first place.”

22. “Suspense is worse than disappointment.” – Robert Burns

23. “Sometimes you don’t need to hear their excuses or what they have to say for themselves because their actions already spoke the truth.”

24. “It was one of those times you feel a sense of loss, even though you didn’t have something in the first place. I guess that’s what disappointment is- a sense of loss for something you never had.” – Deb Caletti, the Nature of Jade

25. “You will find that it is necessary to let things go; simply for the reason that they are heavy.”

26. “Disappointments are not meant to destroy you; they are meant to strengthen you.”

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27. “Let me tell you this: if you meet a loner, no matter what they tell you, it’s not because they enjoy solitude. It’s because they have tried to blend into the world before, and people continue to disappoint them.”

28. “Hope, but never expect. Look forward, but never wait.”

29. “One of the worst feelings in the world is having to doubt something you thought was unquestionable.”

30. “There’s only so many times you can allow someone to let you down before you will no longer tolerate being disappointed. When things go wrong between two people, something has got to give. You get to the point where you get tired of being the only one trying to fix things, it’s not giving up, it’s realizing you had enough. You’ve got to do what’s right for you, even if it hurts.” – Brigitte Nicole

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31. “Nothing hurts more than being disappointed by the single person you thought would never hurt you.”

32. “Expectation is the root of all heartache.” – William Shakespeare

33. “I don’t hate you. I’m just disappointed you turned into everything you said you’d never be.”

Quotes About Disappointment That Will Inspire You

34. “You cannot be disappointed by something that doesn’t exist.”

35. “Understanding is the key to getting over disappointment.”

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36. “Never trust a person that has let you down more than twice. Once was a warning, twice was a lesson, and anything more than that is simply taking advantage.”

37. “Each pain makes you stronger, each betrayal more intelligent, every disappointment more skillful and each experience wiser.”

38. “Nothing annoys me more than when someone expects you to be okay with something that they wouldn’t be okay with if you did it.”

39. “Disappointment is really just a term for our refusal to look on the bright side.” – Richelle E. Goodrich

40. “When someone disappoints you, there is nothing that can be done but to accept it.”

Life and Friendship Quotes of Disappointment

41. “When you have no expectations, you’ll never have disappointments.”

42. “Beware of wallowing in disappointment for it is in this state that depression creeps from behind.”

43. “Do not make a person wait for a decision. To wait forever is a more cruel fate than to be disappointed.”

44. “Disappointment is preferable to being kept in suspense for it is the start of healing.”

45. “There is no rush to acquire success. Do not be disappointed that you have not yet reached your potential.”

46. “One suffers from disappointment, which is to say like every pain, it may be cured.”

47. “Once cannot feel true disappointment until the very end, and even then, it is only another beginning.”

48. “Save the excuses. It’s not about ‘having time’ it’s about making time. If it matters, you will make time.”

49. “Disappointment is a disease that starts with malaise in one’s heart and spreads to those around them.”

50. “Getting disappointed is like becoming broke. You invested so much in something and end up with nothing for your troubles.”

51. “Regret is a bedmate of disappointment and is a lethal combination.”

52. “Like a mortal wound, getting over a disappointment will only make you stronger.”

53. “We must all suffer one of two things: the pain of discipline or the pain of regret or disappointment.” –Jim Rohn

54. “Everything you do in life takes you higher. That is why a disappointment of having less than the best hurts like a fall.”

55. “Sometimes, when something you dreamed of doesn’t happen, a sigh of relief is in order rather than disappointment.”

56. “Children will always be a disappointment for parents who are never satisfied even with themselves.”

57. “Disappointment is a tiny sign that leads you to an evil path.”

58. “Only the fear of disappointment will keep one from following through their goals.”

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59. “Disappointment is an ominous cloud of self-doubt and fear which must be broken through at all costs.”

60. “Don’t care for the expectations of others on yourself for their disappointment will unfairly weigh on you.”

61. “When presenting yourself to the world, always show confidence. People are more excited with the prospect of something curious than be turned off by a forecasted disappointment.”

62. “Disappointment is a quicksand of unreality which does not sink in until you have been sucked in.”

63. “No matter how much in love you are, in the end, you are disappointed by either a flamed out affair or until death does you part.”

64. “We can be disappointed with the world but it does us no good as the world will revolve despite us not moving.”

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65. “When you work so hard and get back so little is a soul crushing disappointment that must be shelved in order to make life go on.”

66. “Parents ought to teach children how to deal with disappointment and stress. I think the world would be better off full of dysfunctional happy people than those who become disruptive.”

67. “Sometimes we love our children too much that we try protect them from all the hurts in the world, including disappointment. This is often a disappointment in itself.”

Friendship and Emotional Disappointment Quotes

68. “We do not understand it when we first feel disappointment but in time, it will become an unwanted companion that walks with us through life.”

69. “When hope suddenly dies it leaves a scar and a throbbing pain of disappointment.”

70. “Try your best and reach for the stars. But do not try to reach without stretching or you would be disappointed.”

71. “If a man does not read, he prepares himself for a life full of shocking realities and disappointments.”

72. “If you expect the unexpected all the time, nothing will disappoint you.”

73. “Disappointment is a terrible feeling where your insides are twisted up so bad that no medicine but time can heal it.”

74. “How do you deal with disappointment? How do you deal with a monster that holds a hammer and is smashing your glass heart to pieces?”

75. “A perfect life is to have expectations without the disappointment.”

76. “Disappointments are everyday cuts that must be taken cared of or else death will come from profuse bleeding of the soul.”

77. “Life is full of pain and pleasure and between the two, disappointment and ecstasy.”

78. “A true friend will listen to your disappointments, say, I told you so, and help you back up.”

79. “It is our fate in life to be disappointed. The human mind is so vast and full of imagination that real life will never live up to its expectations.”

80. “You must, for the sake of your sanity, transcend disappointment.”

81. “Disappointment is a festering infected disease that takes out the joy from your soul and the smile from your heart.”

Other Disappointment Quotes and Sayings

82. “Disappointment is a beautiful sadness, a fitting end to a tragic tale of expectation.”

83. “We run with the desire to fulfill that which is written in our destinies with the spikes and warnings of disappointment and regret lurking beneath.”

84. “At the end of a love affair or a job, test how deep your disappointment is and be merry. For if it is deep, it means you have invested in it fully, and if it is shallow, you can easily move on.”

85. “Hope and expectations are different names for the first part of the path to disappointment.”

86. “Never stop building toward your dreams. Should there be any disappointments along the way, use them for a sturdier foundation.”

87. “Marriages that end in disappointment happens when each other’s expectations are not put on the table.”

88. “Disappointment is a troll that follows you around the house, cluttering things you have put in order, moving the things you need around, and generally disrupting life. Best way to get rid of this pest is to face it head on and tell it to go away before it multiplies.”

89. “Children are often disappointed with their lot in life and suffer the injustice at living when they did not ask to be born.”

90. “When suffering a blow of disappointment, take time to heal one’s wounds. One can go on, surely, but without the strength necessary to succeed.”

91. “To grow up is a disappointment, to make the best of it is maturity.”

92. “Laughter is a cure to the bitter disappointments in life. When you are sad, look for laughter to ease the pain.”

93. “Beauty can cause disappointment for if there is no substance beneath, the image becomes nothing but an empty picture.”

94. “Greet disappointment with cheerfulness. There is nothing like a spring in your step to dispel the ugly gloom.”

95. “Do not believe others when they say they love you. If you do not see the actions with your own eyes, you shall experience disappointment.”

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Haters Quotes of Disappointment

96. “Friends who tell you that you cannot are a disappointment and should be kept away from as they are not friends, but doubts in human form.”

97. “If your purpose is just discovery, never commit. This is a path that would lead to disappointment.”

98. “A cynic is someone who’s had his dreams shattered by the realities of disappointment.”

99. “You can’t really disappoint yourself. You can do stupid stuff that can lead you to bad consequences, but knowing that you are who you are can ease the pain.”

100. “Choosing a path to follow and getting lost is a common occurrence for people. Do not be disappointed with your human frailty.”

101. “It is the fear to cause disappointments that leads to it. Such is the irony of life.”

102. “You can hate life and be done with it, but it is an underlying fear of disappointment that causes you to do so. Look for the light in your soul to free you from this prison.”

103. “We simultaneously feel relieved and disappointed when someone sees through our facade and sets us straight.”

104. “It is a gift when someone shares your disappointment. Often, the mere listening of one’s woes is enough to dispel it.”

105. “We are our own sculptors. We chisel away to create our life’s work but sit down in disappointment when a part is not properly done. Remember, it is a work in progress, there is still much to do.”

Disappointment Quotes to Strengthen You

106. “A disappointment is merely an assignment for your next appointment.”― Kayambila Mpulamasaka

107. “Disappointment has quite a penchant for taking one by surprise.”
Pawan Mishra

108. “In that moment of disappointment, pause and remember that GOD has a better plan for you.”― Maria Koszler

109. “The importance we give our disappointment is what turns it into a tragedy.”― Nitya Prakash

110. “It’s easy not to be disappointed when you’re always wading in the shallow end of feelings.”― Maurene Goo

111. “Disappointment had to be postponed, hope kept alive as long as possible.”― Graham Greene

112. “You can’t please everyone, but you can’t not please everyone either.”
Joyce Rachelle

113. “Sometimes disappointing other people is the only way you can be yourself.”― Nitya Prakash

114. “Destroying the seeds of disappointment requires you to unexpect the expected.”― Mokokoma Mokhonoana

115. “You just cannot have the same thing twice without being disappointed.” ― Vann Chow

116. “You say you are disappointed with life. But maybe it is life that’ is disappointed with you.”― Marty Rubin

117. “Whenever I experienced some disappointment in my life, it was always laughter that came to my rescue.”― Marty Rubin

118. “Maturity’ really means: being very unsurprised by, and calm around, pain and disappointment.”― Alain de Botton

119. “Do not dwell on your loss. Look forward with bright new hopes.”
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120. “Expectation is the only seed of disappointment.”― Mokokoma Mokhonoana

What are your thoughts on these disappointment quotes?

In many circumstances, how we each deal with disappointment is vastly different.

Some people struggle with it.

They feel like failures, or they grow enraged because things did not go as they had hoped. Others take disappointment and use it to learn from it so they don’t have to go through it again in the future.

They rethink, retool, and question what they can take away from this experience.

Why, for example, did you not receive your desired job? While it may be upsetting, send a note to the person who interviewed you and ask them if they have any insight into why you were not chosen.

Or what you can do to improve your chances of landing a job the next time around. What did they do differently that worked if they won a pitch over you?

Learn from what they did differently and, if applicable, apply those concepts, ideas, and abilities.


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These funny and thought-provoking Dave Chappelle quotes will make you laugh while also making you think.

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Dave Chappelle is a stand-up comedian from the United States who is best known for his show Chappelle’s Show. He’s also an accomplished actor, screenwriter, and producer. In addition, he appeared in the films Robin Hood: Men in Tights and Half Baked.

Dave’s parents were both college professors who were active in politics. Dave went to school for theater arts and graduated in 1991. He began his comedy career in New York and has come a long way since then.

This list is made up of Dave Chappelle quotes that are funny, wise, or thought-provoking. They came from a lot of different places.

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Dave Chappelle’s Hilarious and Insightful Quotes

1.) “No matter how old you are, if a little kid hands you a toy phone… you answer it.” – Dave Chappelle

2.) “Constantly take inventory of what’s important to you.” – Dave Chappelle

3.) “You got to be careful of the company you keep.” – Dave Chappelle

4.) “If you don’t have the right people around you and you’re moving at a million miles an hour, you can lose yourself.” – Dave Chappelle

5.) “I’m famous today. People like me today. Might not like me tomorrow. You can’t count on it.” – Dave Chappelle

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6.) “After a while, a joke, if you say it too much, just becomes contrived, or fake-sounding.” – Dave Chappelle

7.) “You’ve got to say ‘yes’ to your destiny. Life’s happening right now, look around you. There goes some life. Come on, Mamma, live!” – Dave Chappelle

8.) “Something about New York, man: You can do more comedy there probably than you can anywhere in the world. If you’re interested in being funny, New York is the place to go.” – Dave Chappelle

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Dave Chappelle has some wise quotes.

9.) “I support anyone’s right to be who they want to be. My question is: to what extent do I have to participate in your self-image?” – Dave Chappelle

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10.) “The hardest thing to do is to be true to yourself, especially when everybody is watching.” – Dave Chappelle

11.) “The only way you can know where the line is is if you cross it.” – Dave Chappelle

12.) “You know, be able to do something great in your life, you’re gonna have to realize your failures. You’re gonna have to embrace them and figure out how to overcome it.” – Dave Chappelle

13.) “The mark of greatness is when everything before you is obsolete, and everything after you bear your mark.” – Dave Chappelle

14.) “You know you must be doing something right if old people like you.” – Dave Chappelle

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15.) “The world can’t tell you who you are. You’ve just got to figure out who you are and be there, for better or worse.” – Dave Chappelle

16.) “I enjoy my own thoughts sometimes.” – Dave Chappelle

17.) “When I’m on stage, I get real happy there. Maybe that’s the only time in my adult life I feel like myself.” – Dave Chappelle

18.) “People don’t know what it’s like standing up there on stage when you have a wall of people smiling at you.” – Dave Chappelle

19.) “Everyone around me says, “You’re a genius! You’re great! That’s your voice! But I’m not sure if they’re right.” – Dave Chappelle

20.) “You can become famous but you can’t become unfamous. You can become infamous but not unfamous.” – Dave Chappelle

21.) “I have all these weird fantasies. Going coast-to-coast on my motorcycle and having random barbecues all over America. No show, no nothing.” – Dave Chappelle

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Dave Chappelle’s quotes on money, success, and failure

22.) “I’m cool with failing so long as I know that there are people around me that love me unconditionally.” – Dave Chappelle

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23.) “Fame for me is like a place, a country I’m taking a tour through.” – Dave Chappelle

Dave Chappelle Success Quotes

24.) “They do what they do for money – that’s all. I don’t even know why you’re listening to me. I’ve done commercials for both Coke and Pepsi. Truth is, I can’t even taste the difference, but Pepsi paid me last, so there it is.” – Dave Chappelle

25.) “My father told me ‘Name your price in the beginning. If it ever gets more expensive than the price you name, get out of there.’” – Dave Chappelle

26.) “Money is the fuel for choices. Money gives me choices, so it’s not nothing, it’s something…” – Dave Chappelle

27.) “One of the things that happens when people make the leap from a certain amount of money to tens of millions of dollars is that the people around you dramatically change.” – Dave Chappelle

28.) “Once you been performing on the streets you can conquer any venue.” – Dave Chappelle

29.) “If I can make a teacher’s salary doing comedy, I think that’s better than being a teacher.” – Dave Chappelle

30.) “My wife asked me once if I weren’t a comedian what I would do. I couldn’t answer the question. I never imagined doing anything else.” – Dave Chappelle

31.) “My own life is accessible to people still. I could see a guy walking down the street and, even though I’m famous, I got more in common with this guy than, like, Brad Pitt.” – Dave Chappelle

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Dave Chappelle’s politically incorrect quotes

32.) “Chivalry is dead. Women killed it.” – Dave Chappelle

33.) “The worst thing to call somebody is crazy. It’s dismissive.” – Dave Chappelle

34.) “Every black American is bilingual. All of them. We speak street vernacular and we speak ‘job interview.’” – Dave Chappelle

35.) “All white people talk about when they get high is other times that they got high.” – Dave Chappelle

36.) “I always take a relationship to the next level. If that works out, I take it to the next level after that, until I finally reach that level when it becomes absolutely necessary for me to leave.” – Dave Chappelle

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37.) “Hey hey hey, smoke weed every day.” Dave Chappelle

38.) “I think every group of black guys should have at least one white guy in it.” Dave Chappelle

39.) “Somebody broke into my house once, this is a good time to call the police, but mmmm, nope. The house was too nice. It was a really nice house, but they’d never believe I lived in it. They’d be like ‘He’s still here!” – Dave Chappelle

40.) “But money is not the end-all, be-all. There are other things in my life that I did not purchase with money that are very valuable.” – Dave Chappelle

41.) “Weed’s not as bad as everything else… ’cause weed is a background substance. You know what I mean, you can smoke some herb and still function. You ain’t crisp… but you’ll function.” – Dave Chappelle

Funny Dave Chappelle quotes

42.) “What did the 5 fingers say to the face? S L A P!”- Dave Chappelle

43.) “Stand-up is the kind of gig that’ll show you where you’re at.” – Dave Chappelle

44.) “Being famous is great, it’s not like bad or horrible or anything.” – Dave Chappelle

45.) “I think extreme sports are really good for relieving stress.” – Dave Chappelle

46.) “Dave! Relax! Close your buttcheeks!” – Dave Chappelle

47.) “The language you are about to hear… is disturbing.” – Dave Chappelle

48.) “My generation is under-entertained.” – Dave Chappelle

49.) “Where I’m from? A little town called none of yo god damn business.” – Dave Chappelle

50.) “If someone sits and stares at you while you eat, you won’t even eat the way you normally do, because it’ll make you so uncomfortable. If I look at my dog when he’s eating, he will look at me like, “Dave, I will bite you. What are you looking at? I’m trying to eat.” It’s something that dehumanizes a person, being on display like that.” – Dave Chappelle

 

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SpongeBob SquarePants on Nickelodeon is one of the most popular and well-liked cartoons of the modern era. We all know he lives in a pineapple under the sea, but these SpongeBob quotes will show you that life is much more than what you see around you.

Despite the fact that SpongeBob was created more than two decades ago, the classic cartoon continues to be popular. There are many reasons to love SpongeBob, whether you’re a kid or an adult.

Not only are the characters amusing, but there are numerous moments in the show that can teach us valuable life lessons. SpongeBob reminds us to always look at things positively and that it’s fine to fail occasionally as long as we don’t give up.

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Bikini Bottom residents teach us that we can always count on our friends. Your friends and even neighbors are there to help you get through life, just like Bob had Patrick and Mr. Krabs had Mrs. Puff. Above all, the animated sponge reminds us to have fun at all times. No matter how difficult things may seem, find enjoyment in every activity you undertake.

Below is a collection of funny, wise, and inspirational SpongeBob quotes and sayings that will brighten your day from one of the greatest cartoons ever made.

In addition, we have a collection of Peter Pan quotes, Mary Poppins quotes, and inspirational This Is Us quotes. Make sure to take a look at them as well.

SpongeBob Quotes That Are Life Captions

1. “I’ll have you know that I stubbed by toe last week and only cried for 20 minutes.” – Spongebob

2. “Home is where you’re surrounded by other critters that care about you.” – Sandy Cheeks

Sandy Cheeks Quotes

3. “If you believe in yourself and with a tiny pinch of magic, all your dreams can come true.” – Spongebob

4. “Sometimes we have to go deep inside ourselves to solve our problems.” – Patrick Star

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5. “No one can change a person, but someone can be a reason for that person to change.” – Spongebob

6. “Dumb people are always blissfully unaware of how dumb they really are…(drools)” – Patrick Star

7. “Good people don’t rip other people’s arms off.” – Spongebob

8. “Sometimes we have to go deep inside ourselves to solve our problems.” – Patrick Star

Patrick Star Quotes

9. “I know of a place where you never get harmed. A magical place with magical charm. Indoors. Indoors. Indoors. Take it away penny.” – Spongebob

10. “It’s not always what you say that matters, sometimes it’s what you don’t say.” – Mr. Krabs

Quotes from SpongeBob that will brighten your day

11. “You’re a man now, SpongeBob, and it’s time you started acting like one.” – Patrick Star

12. “I’m ugly and I’m proud.” – SpongeBob

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13. “Can you give SpongeBob his brain back, I had to borrow it for the week.” – Patrick Star

14. “That’s it mister! You just lost your brain privileges!” – Plankton

15. “Excuse me, sir, but you’re sitting on my body, which is also my face.” – Spongebob

16. “Too bad SpongeBob’s not here to enjoy Spongebob not being here.” – Squidward

18. “With imagination, you can be anything you want.” – Spongebob

19. “This is not your average, everyday darkness. This is… ADVANCED darkness. Hey, if I close my eyes it doesn’t seem so dark.” – SpongeBob

20. “Spongebob: guess what day today is? Patrick: annoy Squidward day? Spongebob: no silly! that’s on the 15!”. – Spongebob and Patrick

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Quotes from SpongeBob that will make you realize there’s a lot more to life.

21. “Well, it’s no secret that the best thing about a secret is secretly telling someone your secret, thereby adding another secret to their secret collection of secrets, secretly.” – SpongeBob

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22. “The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.” – Patrick Star

23. “Moss always points to civilization.” – SpongeBob

24. “I guess hibernation is the opposite of beauty sleep!” – Patrick Star

25. “Run Mr. Krabs! Run like you’re not in a coma!” – Spongebob

26. “Can I have everybody’s attention?… I have to use the bathroom.” – Patrick

27. “Quick, Patrick, without thinking: if you could have anything right now, what would it be? Patrick: Um… more time for thinking.” – Spongebob

28. “You’ll never get what you want if you always let people step on you.” – Plankton

29. “Ravioli Ravioli, give me the formuoli.” – Spongebob

30. “SpongeBob is the only guy I know who can have fun with a jellyfish… [shouting] for 12 hours!” – Squidward

Quotes from SpongeBob SquarePants that hit home with us

31. “Don’t you DARE take the name of Texas in vain.” – Sandy

32. “Always follow your heart unless your heart is bad with directions.” – Spongebob

33. “See, no one says “cool” anymore. That’s such an old person thing. Now we say “coral”, as in “That nose job is so coral.” – Pearl Krabs

34. “Well, it may be stupid, but it’s also dumb.” – Patrick

35. “Gary, I’m absorbing his blows like I’m made of some sort of spongy material.” – Spongebob

36. “You can’t fool me. I listen to public radio!” – Squidward

37. “If there’s one thing we Atlanteans enjoy, it’s a healthy dose of dark humor!” – Lord Royal Highness

38. “Oh well, I guess I’m not wearing any pants today!” – SpongeBob

39. “Holographic Meatloaf? My favorite!” – Plankton

40. “You don’t need a license to drive a sandwich”. – Spongebob

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Other SpongeBob quotes that inspire positivity

41. “We shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request.” – Mr. Krabs

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42. “Spongebob: What’s better than serving up smiles? Squidward: being dead or anything else.” – Squidward

43. “I’m so loyal, I don’t mind sleeping out in the cold, hard ground while Captain Krabs sleeps in his warm, dry tent.” – SpongeBob

44. “Well, the way I see it, there are three possibilities: One, you stole it; two, you stole it; or three, you stole it!” – Mr. Krabs:

45. “You never really know the true value of a moment, until it becomes a memory.” – SpongeBob

46. “A five letter word for happiness…money.” – Mr. Krabs

47. “If I were to die right now in a fiery explosion due to the carelessness of a friend…. Then it would just be alright.” – Spongebob

48. “Knowledge cannot replace friendship.” – Patrick Star

49. “I have a square head and a real ghost has a round one. All we have to do is make my head round and boo, I’m scary!” – SpongeBob

50. “Nonsense, my vocabulary is infinitely expanding!” – Patrick

You might also enjoy these Yogi Bear quotes from the classic animated series.

Which SpongeBob quote is your personal favorite?

For over 20 years, SpongeBob has delighted and inspired fans. The show has won numerous awards, including four Emmy Awards. It is one of the longest-running American animated series and the highest-rated to air on Nickelodeon.

SpongeBob is unlike any other cartoon. You can’t help but like the characters in this show, which is funny and comical and intended for all ages. Hopefully, the quotes above have made you laugh out loud.

Which of these SpongeBob quotes hit home the most with you? Do you have any favorite quotes that you’d like to add to the list? Please share your thoughts in the comments section below. Don’t forget to tell your friends and followers about it.

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